your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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