K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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