so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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