Joe is yelling at the trees again.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I would ride that face into the sunset
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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