She announced her abortion via fbk
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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