so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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