I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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