wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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