Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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