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just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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