i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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