In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My liver just had a heart attack.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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