omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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