Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just made out with a guy for $7.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
