White coat. Heels.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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