Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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