oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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