So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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