i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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