My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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