I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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