remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Are we still banned from the library?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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