Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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