This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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