yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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