you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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