i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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