dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
