Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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