I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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