we have officially mastered the walk of shame
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
