id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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