Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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