so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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