Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.