My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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