What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
