Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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