she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
