This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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