I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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