4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
