dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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