just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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