That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize