Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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