Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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