I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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