She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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