After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
