Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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