Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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