I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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