I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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