You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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